tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via nightonthenorthshore)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via jackbarabangedme)

panicatthedisco:

Signing 50 of these limited edition hand printed posters a night! 

Photo by Zack

allmonds:

The picture of the girl in socks got 50,000 notes. 50,000 notes for a picture of a girl in socks. Here is a picture of my dad in socks. I am expecting at least 100,000 notes. Go now. Do it. allmonds:

The picture of the girl in socks got 50,000 notes. 50,000 notes for a picture of a girl in socks. Here is a picture of my dad in socks. I am expecting at least 100,000 notes. Go now. Do it.

allmonds:

The picture of the girl in socks got 50,000 notes. 50,000 notes for a picture of a girl in socks. Here is a picture of my dad in socks. I am expecting at least 100,000 notes. Go now. Do it.

(via tayjardateme)

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

(via pizza)

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(via letter-f0r-elise)

saverockandroll-antithesis:

SAY A BAD THING ABOUT FALL OUT BOY IN FRONT IF ME

I DARE YOU

THIS BOY NEXT DOOR WILL TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE REAL QUICK MOTHERFUCKEERS

(via whothefuckis-michaelclifford)

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

(via lyricalneverland)

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

(via pizza)

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
ginevvra:

fiendfyred:


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend
ginevvra:

fiendfyred:


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend
ginevvra:

fiendfyred:


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend
ginevvra:

fiendfyred:


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend

ginevvra:

fiendfyred:

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend

(via whothefuckis-michaelclifford)

michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

(via pizza)